December 27th,2006
Balmo Corp Unveils New Morticians Website...
Welcome all you interweb space-cadavers, we here at Balmo Corp. are proud to announce the unveiling of the new Memphis Mortician's website. Now, before you start to check out this new vessel of rawk and/or roll, please take note of the following:
1) The site is not 100% complete. The Press section is a few elements shy of being completed, so expect more from that area within the coming weeks.
2) For the 1st time ever we have made available an online store for all your Memphis Mort needs. We have everything from CD's and Records, to T-Shirts, Stickers, Pins, and more. So hope on over to the merch section to check out all the goods.
3) We have a few mp3's up on the music page, so you can preview some of the fine quality *cough* tracks, before you buy.
4) And lastly, since this is a new design, please drop us a line if something doesn't work or is being displayed incorrectly. Send all mail to info@memphismorticians.net
Sincerely,
-Ephram P. Zeitgeist
VP of Balmo Corp. Marketing