June 26th,2008
Hot shit a fucking update!!!
Yeah, it's been a while since we updated this here int-or-net sqwuakbox, but many a things have been/are in the works.
First off, for those of you who don't know we went through a bit of a lineup change that has finally been resolved. We parted ways with mister How-Weird back in Decemeber 2006 then a few months later I (Crypt-o-fur, aka ChristAwful, aka glasses wearin' shitty guitar player) took some time off. However, as of this past January (2008) we got back into business. Balmo Corp. veterans Trash Only and Von Erickson are still supplying the Rayguns and Bass Slapping beats and our latest and greatest (we mean it this time, this guy can actually play his instrument) Fritto Bandito on the drums. So now with a solid nucleus of a drunk, 2 inept musicians and a rhythm machine we'll be pouding out the best slop-trash-o-billy spook this side of the Sludgeson River for many days years to come.
So without further ado here is what's on the Balmo Corp. plan of action:
- New record in the works! We got a stash of new stuff written, most of which we have started playing live. We aim to hit the studio within the next couple of months, no real details yet.
- New website in the works! Yeah this fucker is going to get trashed as soon as possible, keep on the lookout.
- We've updated the merch section, more to come soon! We've sold out of a lot of stuff so we had to take down some links while we replenished our supplies. We got some new t-shirt designs and other crazy goodies on the way.
- And last but not least, all of our releases (all two of them) are available for download via
, Amazon.com and many other MP3 hosting sites. You could also pirate our shit from some shaddy Russian site, but we're kind of poor-ass musicians and appreciate the support.
Be sure to check our myspace page for the latest show updates! That's it for now, ending transmission...
Crypt-O-Fur